Well! I’ve found an object that will consolidate the two and it looks AWESOME! It’s the Boon Flo Water Deflector and Protective Faucet Cover (really long name but AWESOME product!)
The reviews on Amazon.com are more positive than negative but do mention the challenges some faced (not sitting well on all faucets…)
If something like this would get my kid to tilt her head than I’m all for dropping the $15 for it!